Download E-books Head Over Heels: A Romantic Comedy PDF

By Cindy Procter-King

One tiny lie could cause a variety of trouble…

Magee Sinclair has had it as much as her sassy brief hairdo with the hot error pushing her family's advertisements company to the edge. How can she settle for the promoting her father plans whilst she retains making high priced blunders? She must herald extra enterprise besides the fact that she will be able to. So while new patron Justin Kane asks her to role-play as his female friend for a weekend in alternate for a profitable crusade, she jumps on the chance.

Justin's target to extend his chain of motorcycle shops hinges on a distribution care for a producer. First, he must galvanize the fellow at a mountain lodge whereas they motorbike trails with their major others. yet Justin's female friend dumps him, forcing him to discover a brief substitute. Magee—pretty, smart, and a talented cyclist—is definitely the right option to masquerade as his "lover."

Or so Justin thinks.

Because Magee is in significant difficulty. She understands not more approximately mountain cycling than Justin does approximately demi-bras. earlier than lengthy, an irate ex pops up, pretend identities abound, and an entire lot of doorways slam in the midst of the evening. but, during the chaos, Magee and Justin observe what it quite skill to fall head over heels....

Length: 50,000 phrases

Genre: Romantic Comedy, modern Romance

Third variation – up to date and Revised Author’s variation (2012). previously released through Amber Quill Press and NovelBooks, Inc.

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Download E-books Scandal in Tawas (An Agnes Barton Senior Sleuths Mystery Book 13) PDF

By Madison Johns

Tawas is abuzz in task with a publication signing the following on the town. Actress Sara Knoxville isn’t simply an writer of a newly published Hollywood inform All e-book; she’s the landlord of the Butler Mansion. Readers quickly think a bit cheated while a key web page is lacking from the publication, which spurs Agnes and Eleanor into detective action.

Soon they've got a cameraman and his assistant following the ladies round city recording their each flow on the advice of motion picture director Roman Douglas. whats up they may even get their very own truth exhibit. If simply Agnes didn’t need to examine from a wheelchair because of a sprained ankle.

Of direction whilst Sara and a few of her Hollywood acquaintances disappear, a lacking web page from a booklet turn into very frivolous.
Will Agnes and Eleanor be ready to locate Sara and her buddies earlier than it’s too late?

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Download E-books The Arrangement: A Novel PDF

A hilarious and emotionally charged novel a few couple who embark on an open marriage-what might be able to pass wrong?

Lucy and Owen, formidable, thoroughly-therapized New Yorkers, have taken the plunge, buying and selling of their loopy lifestyles in a cramped house for Beekman, a bucolic Hudson Valley exurb. they have a 2 hundred year-old residence, an autistic son passionate about the great, and 17 chickens, ultimately count number. it is the form of paradise the place stay-at-home mothers staff as much as prepare dinner the school's "hot lunch," dads grill grass-fed burgers, and, as Lucy observes, "chopping kale has develop into a definite form of American housewife's model of reducing wood."

When associates at a wine-soaked ceremonial dinner demonstrate they have made their marriage open, brilliant Lucy balks. there is a a part of her, though-the half that concerns she's turn into too cozy being invisible-that's intrigued. Why no longer try out a brief marital test? Six months, transparent flooring principles, 0 questions requested. whilst an affair with a guy within the urban starts off to appear extra engaging than the happily-ever-after she's recognized for the earlier 9 years, Lucy needs to make a decision what actually makes her happy-"real life," or the "experiment?"

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Download E-books The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared PDF

By Jonas Jonasson

The overseas publishing sensation--over six million copies bought worldwide!

A reluctant centenarian very like Forrest Gump (if Gump have been an explosives specialist with a passion for vodka) comes to a decision it isn't too past due to begin over . . .

After a protracted and eventful lifestyles, Allan Karlsson leads to a nursing domestic, believing it to be his final cease. the one challenge is that he is nonetheless in stable healthiness, and in a single day, he turns a hundred. an important party is within the works, yet Allan fairly isn't really (and he'd like a piece extra keep watch over over his vodka consumption). So he comes to a decision to flee. He climbs out the window in his slippers and embarks on a hilarious and completely unforeseen trip, regarding, between different surprises, a suitcase filled with funds, a few disagreeable criminals, a pleasant hot-dog stand operator, and an elephant (not to say a loss of life through elephant).

It often is the experience of an entire life for an individual else, yet Allan has a larger-than-life backstory: not just has he witnessed the most very important occasions of the 20th century, yet he has really performed a key function in them. beginning out in munitions as a boy, he someway reveals himself serious about the various key explosions of the 20 th century and travels the area, sharing foodstuff and extra with every person from Stalin, Churchill, and Truman to Mao, Franco, and de Gaulle. Quirky and totally unique, The 100-Year-Old guy Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared has charmed readers the world over.

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Download E-books Getting Old Is the Best Revenge PDF

By Rita Lakin

“NEVER belief somebody below SEVENTY-FIVE!”

That’s the motto of the Gladdy Gold Detective supplier. Don’t snigger: having solved a case of serial homicide, Gladdy and her eccentric friends are development their acceptance among canasta video games and pool exercises–hunting down every thing from misplaced pocketbooks to lacking octogenarians. And while a jealous girl units them after her wayward husband, and a flasher moves their retirement complicated, possible unrelated instances collide with a 3rd: a sequence of dastardly murders concentrating on Florida’s wealthiest better halves.

But whilst the ladies win tickets for a luxurious bingo cruise, they hit the jackpot. simply because this send is wearing not just Florida’s fiercest bingo opponents but additionally a killer–and it’s as much as Gladdy and her pals to forestall him prior to one among them turns into his subsequent victim….

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Download E-books The Five Minute Iliad Other Instant Classics: Great Books For The Short Attention Span PDF

By Greg Nagan

Used to be Homer fairly blind, or was once that simply his shtick? was once Dante a righty or a lefty? Why should not there any photos of Jane Austen in a bikini? What made Oscar so Wilde? How a lot did Hemingway? those are only the various many nice questions of Western literature missed during this publication.
From the writer of A Prairie domestic Companion's loved "Five-Minute Classics" comes The Five-Minute Iliad and different fast Classics, a witty and profane lampoon of the Western literary canon -- the Spinal Tap of literature.
"I won't ever write such wordy trash again," Leo Tolstoy stated of War and Peace after studying Homer within the unique Greek. Tolstoy's pledge encouraged stand-up comedian Greg Nagan to whet his double-edged verbal sword and supply this gleefully twisted tackle what modern readings of the good Books say approximately our society at the present time.
From The Iliad to On the Road, those fifteen parodies offer a riotous romp via Western civilization (one model of it, besides) from Homer to Kerouac, from historic Greece to Postwar the USA, from the Lyrical Epic to the Breathless Gush. Nagan's mirthful mayhem will pride these who have learn the nice Books, and those that have not learn them will locate those literary caricatures enjoyable of their personal correct.

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Download E-books A Match Made in Scandal (Donally Family Series) PDF

By Melody Thomas

An obsession that blooms into scandal

Since formative years, Ryan Donally cherished Rachel Bailey, although the intense, attractive lass observed him as simply one other rowdy boy. The years pulled them aside, sporting Rachel to a spot of accountability and admire few girls of her time loved . . . whereas Ryan ascended to undreamed-of heights of wealth and good fortune, and certain his center to another.

Now destiny has introduced them jointly as soon as again—and Rachel sees no longer the boy she as soon as spurned, yet a panoramic guy she wants. but Ryan has moved on and is unwilling to forgive, and Rachel hides a mystery disgrace which could wreck every thing she has labored for. Then, in a single second of unrestrained ardour, the partitions among them tumble, and the associated fee they have to pay is a wedding neither can come up with the money for. yet will a sensuous hearth too-long resisted deliver tragedy . . . or will it forge a wonderful and timeless love?

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Download E-books After Claude (New York Review Books Classics) PDF

By Iris Owens

Harriet is leaving her boyfriend Claude, “the French rat.” That at the least is how Harriet sees issues, whether it’s Claude who has simply requested Harriet to go away his Greenwich Village condo. good, a method or one other she has no goal of leaving. on the contrary, she's going to remain and special revenge—or may have if Claude had no longer had her unceremoniously evicted. nonetheless, although moved out, Harriet isn't really approximately to maneuver on. no longer by any means. Girlfriends circle round to patronize and suggest, yet Harriet simply takes offense, and it’s effortless to appreciate why. simply because mad and maddening as she will be, Harriet sees earlier the well mannered platitudes that everybody else is content material to spout and dwell by means of. She is an unblinkered, unbuttoned, unrelenting, and in particular bitingly humorous prophetess of all that's incorrect with women’s lives and hearts—until, in a shock twist, she unearths a savior in a depressing room on the Chelsea resort.

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Download E-books The Tomb in Turkey (A Fethering Mystery) PDF

Carole and Jude’s Turkish vacation takes a murderous flip within the new Fethering mystery

Carole Seddon hasn't ever loved vacation trips a lot. however, she has allowed herself to be persuaded by way of her buddy Jude to just accept a fortnight’s loose lodging at a sumptuous Turkish villa owned by way of Jude’s estate developer good friend Barney Willingdon.

But from the outset the vacation is marred by way of a chain of menacing incidents: threatening messages daubed at the villa partitions; and their host being accosted by means of a knife-wielding guy at an area eating place. As Carole and Jude release into what they do most sensible - investigating - it turns into transparent that Barney Willingdon has made lots of enemies, along with his ruthless company bargains and intricate love lifestyles.

Matters come to a head while Carole’s sightseeing journey to close by Pinara is curtailed via the invention of a physique in a single of the traditional Lycian tombs. And what particularly did take place to Barney’s first spouse, Zoe?

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Download E-books The Tumours Made Me Interesting PDF

By Matthew Revert

Hello, my identify is Bruce Miles and my lifestyles skill not anything to no one.

When i used to be 12, I watched a falcon hold away my father, leaving me to take care of my mom whereas a mysterious ailment slowly reworked her into an arm. occasions like those are inclined to be certain a bleak destiny and, till lately, i used to be making reliable on that promise.

I used to be this type of individual you did not discover. I wasn't worthy noticing. only a talentless no one destined to die on my own and unremembered.

Then i used to be clinically determined with terminal melanoma and every thing became around.

You see, it seems i've got a present for ailment. My tumours usually are not like different tumours. they are precise. And now that i am going to die, my as soon as depressing lifestyles may very well be worthy residing. there is this woman, Fiona. She's what you would name a disorder fanatic and he or she has a plan that'll rocket me to superstardom within the underground international of sickness fetishists. along with her support, i'll chase the elusive excellent tumour that might be either my legacy and the most important to being anything i have by no means been...

...interesting.

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